HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 29th September

29 September 2009

hukd_logob1Whenever we try and imagine the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to paint a beautiful mental picture of a whisky-swilling murderer who carries a cheap but stylish pay-as-you-go mobile phone as he bids to stay one step ahead of the law…

If that’s not you, then you’ve got no right to be here, perusing these essential offers all hailing from the bargain-hunter’s playground that is HotUKDeals. So bugger off.

479197You might not be impressed by all of the flim-flam being spoken at the moment by various flibbertigibbits over the iPhone and who and where you’ll be able to get one from in the coming months. A more grounded and reasonable person would be keen to get a touch-screen pay-as-you-go phone for little more than the price of just one month of an iPhone contract.

So here you go then – the LG Cookie for only £49.50 including £10 of credit to T-Mobile. However, the reconditioned phone comes unlocked so you’ll be free to do whatever you like with it. There’s even £10 cashback available if you do the deal via Quidco. A common sense offer in a world gone smartphone-crazy.

478431Here in Bitterwallet’s underground headquarters, we used to enjoy ending the day together as a team, slowly sipping on a whisky as we ruminated over the day we had enjoyed together while planning our blogging exploits for the following day.

Now though, we all just head for our respective sleep-pods and swill down half a bottle of anything brown and Celtic that will help us to forget. Which is why this 70cl bottle of Glenfiddich 12 year old toasted oak reserve whisky for only £17.99 is such an enormous boon. And round here, we’re always on the look-out for enormous boons…

478539You don’t need to have a baby or even have a shitty arse to use Pampers sensitive baby wipes. If their testimonies are to be believed, HUKD readers use them to get ink marks off leather furniture, getting gloss paint off their hands and remove the pesky DNA from the scenes of prostitute murders.

Great news then – you can get a 12 x 63 wipes box set for only £7.00 at the moment. Our surly work experience boy Maths Mike reckons that works out at just a penny a wipe. Great value when compared to the ruination of a leather sofa or a life behind bars for slaying hookers. Yeah, God told you do it. Whatever…

(deals found by HUKD members cboote, whizzkid and big-boy)

1 comment

  • diaper m.
    @ andy (trying to be clarkson :( ): You don’t need to have a baby or even have a shitty arse to use Pampers sensitive baby wipes. If their testimonies are to be believed, HUKD readers use them to get ink marks off leather furniture, getting gloss paint off their hands and remove the pesky DNA from the scenes of prostitute murders. I have both a shitty arse and murder prostitutes, I use these Pampers to wipe my arse after i've soiled myself & taken my adult nappy (http://www.adultbabytgp.com/rt/promo/abm/002.jpg ) off having just masturbated over the dead prozzer I just killed. Finally wiping my slit and going home to watch songs of praise to gain forgiveness for and contemplate my sins ;)

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