HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 28th September
Dig if you will a picture where the high street with its retail emporia is a massive dog. Now imagine that the dog has got worms. Where is the slightly-less-giant worming tablet that is required to heal the dog? It’s here and it’s called Deals Of The Day.
But who is the vet that prescribes the worming tablet? Why it’s HotUKDeals of course! None of that really worked did it? Sorry.
We start off today’s round-up with one of life’s absolute necessities – toilet paper. Unless you’re some kind of platinum-arsed maniac who enjoys wiping themselves with leaves or sheets of newspaper, this should be a bargain that interests you.
It’s Velvet Quilted toilet paper and you can get 16 rolls of the stuff for only £5.00. In fact 16 rolls might be enough for you to fashion into an actual quilt, which for £5.00 would be an enormous boon. And we’re always on the lookout for enormous boons…
Next comes an offer that is strictly limited to today only and comes as a result of today being the 13th birthday of a popular ticket agency – and they’re slashing ticket prices to celebrate. As opposed to most 13th birthdays which end in hormone-fuelled meltdowns.
Anyway, you can get reduced prices on tickets for attractions like Alton Towers, Legoland, the Eden Project, Madam Tussauds and many more until the end of today. Loads of great places that most 13-year-olds will turn their noses up at going to because the ungrateful little shits just want to stay in their bedrooms and play games all day long.
Games such as Assassin’s Creed 2 (Game Of The Year) for example. For the uninitiated, it’s “an epic story of family, vengeance and conspiracy set in the pristine, yet brutal, backdrop of a Renaissance Italy. Ezio befriends Leonardo da Vinci, takes on Florence’s most powerful families and ventures throughout the canals of Venice where he learns to become a master assassin.” No, really.
So if that’s the sort of thing that 'floats' the 'boat' of either yourself or your 13-year-old of choice, you’ll be thrilled to bits to learn that you can get a piece of the action for a mere £9.93 delivered for both the Xbox 360 or PS3. Us? Well we’re still struggling to complete Horace Goes Skiing and now someone has told us that Horace And The Spiders is out soon! Aye Carumba!
(deals found by HUKD members Jason_Mraz, alisonhockey34 and hotfinder)