HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 26th October

hukd_logob1 Large quantities of booze, knife-sharpening tools and uberviolent console games. That’s what’s today’s Deals Of The Day are all about so strap yourself in hang on to your tits.

You can find more wild bargains (and some more sedate ones) over at HotUKDeals...

785814_1As the old saying goes, “Give a man a fish and he’ll live for a day. Give him two bottles of spirits for £25 and before long he’ll be wandering the streets, arguing with the special dog shit bins and trying to hibernate in bushes.”

That’s what could be in store for all of you men out there, as well as the women if you’re a fan of brands such as Bacardi, Whyte & Mackay, Jim Beam, Pimm’s, Morgan’s, Malibu, Jameson, Southern Comfort and Bombay Sapphire (and some others). Once again, that’s two bottles for £25.

785923_1Once you’ve been well soaked in booze, you might like to get out your knife collection for reasons best known only to yourself. Whittling or something. But what if they’re becoming blunted? A raging drunk can’t whittle properly with a blunt knife!

Might be a good idea to invest in the AnySharp Global, the knife-sharpener that prides itself on being the ‘world’s best knife sharpener.’ An impressive claim, if it’s actually true. What IS true though is that it’s only £7.13, down from the RRP of £14.99.

786124_1If drunken knifeplay isn’t your scene and you prefer teaming up with complete strangers before going into battle via your Xbox 360, then you can start paying attention again and start counting your pennies.

If you’ve got 999 of them then you’re in luck. That’s how many you’ll need to get yourself the ‘Game Of The Year’ edition of Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Because it’s only £9.99! They’re calling it a ground-breaking first-person shooter but as we still haven’t completed Green Beret on our trusty office ZX Spectrum, it could be a while before we can verify that.

(deals found by HUKD members Hitya, sodafari and whizzkid)

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