HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 25th August

25 August 2009

Whenever we’re imagining the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to think of a hopeless gambler with a Weetabix addiction who supports an unfashionable, unsuccessful football team.

Whaddaya mean that’s you? Cor! You’re going to love today’s bargains then, all courtesy of HotUKDeals

It’s all going a bit tits-up if you’re a fan of Blackburn Rovers – no points from the first two matches and a new Croatian striker who seems to have the footballing equivalent of the golfing yips when it comes to shooting.

Why not go along to Ewood Park and gawp at the horror of it all? You can get tickets for three of the club’s home matches (against West Ham, Wolves and Aston Villa) for a grand total of just £30, or £10 if you’re a child. Might be worth taking a book… or a blindfold.

If you’re looking for a huge amount of Weetabix to use for soaking up blood, filling cracks in the wall, or… well, eating, you’ve come to the right place.

There’s a 72-biscuit pack currently available for only £3 at the moment that you can’t afford to miss. Here at Bitterwallet, at the end of the week, we mix up 72 of them with water and whoever has written the most popular piece gets to be daubed from head to toe in the mixture as the Weetabix Wicker Man.

Finally, if you like spewing your money down a web-shaped hole, here’s a deal that should make your losses last that little bit longer and keep your futile hopes of the big win alive for, oooh, minutes probably.

It’s a sign-up deal with a bingo and gaming website that will get you a £9 welcome bonus and £20 cashback through Quidco as long as you deposit £9 of your own dosh to start off with. You can’t lose! Except you eventually will.

(deals found by HUKD members BigD21, nav0121 and stef666)

2 comments

  • Andrew R.
    You do an awful lot of thinking of the typical Bitterwallet reader.
  • Tom P.
    Posted by Andrew Robinson | August 25th, 2009 at 3:06 pm "You do an awful lot of thinking of the typical Bitterwallet reader." Paul & Andy (where's Dr.Vince disappeared?) really love the screw balls who hang out in this place.

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