HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 24th February
We’re here with three easy steps to help you overhaul your image – all with the help of HotUKDeals. Think of us as the Gok Wan that you don’t want to punch.
Firstly, underpants. Pants. Knickers. Undercrackers. The vitally important garments that house our vitally important crown jewels. Follow the link and you can find out how to get hold of some Pierre Cardin hipster trunks reduced from £7.99 to just £1.38.
As someone on HUKD said, it’s good to see knickers down again. Arf, splurt, gurgle, etc. Anyway, you're sorted – you are now legally able to leave the house with your new image.
Loafers, winklepickers, hob nail boots, the royal brogue and the Brentford sandal – they’re all some of the types of styles of schuh you may be able to pick up in the sail. More here.
Finally, it’s time to accessorise. Now that you’ve got your flashy underpants and your Brentford sandals, the only thing you’re missing is an Indiana Jones hat complete with sound FX whip.
You’ve got the pants, the shoes, the hat and the whip. All you need to do now is find the kind of nightclub where similarly-dressed guys like to hang out, chat and sometimes dance. You’re on your own with that one though.
(deals found by The Mole, cloudthecat and Rhys135)