HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 19th July
Time again for our daily round-up of all the stuff you didn’t realise you wanted to buy until we turned up here and told you it was cheap. Call it a kind of public service, brought to you in conjunction with HotUKDeals.
We begin, as we so often do, up to our necks in the twisted and complex world of booze. As someone once said, it’s the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems and here at Bitterwallet, it’s pretty much our lifeblood.
One of the greatest boozes invented either by man or machine is undoubtedly Peroni, and that’s what we’re focussing our attention on here. From tomorrow, you can get five bottles of the stuff for only £6.00. So what you might roar, that’s not much of a deal. Ah, but they’re the 660ml bottles. Oh yes – suck it up beer fans…
Next, and because so many of them are created as a result of the excessive ingestion of booze, we move on to children. To be more specific, some of the stuff that we’re forced to dress them up in just so that we can get them properly educated.
Yes, the summer holidays start soon so obviously it’s time for you to start stocking up on school uniform for September. Marks & Spencer have got a sale on with 20% off their regular prices and you can get free delivery. Just don’t spend the money you save on booze and create another kid by mistake.
Finally, as we write this, the world has been rocked by a custard pie attack on Rupert Murdoch. Obviously, there’s been some kind of cock-up in the parliamentary catering, the man with the pie tripped and fell and it’s all a crazy misunderstanding.
The whole thing could so easily have been avoided if they’d brought in a teppanyaki grill and done some massive prawns on it like they have in that Australia where Rupert comes from. If they’d had the commission tomorrow instead of today, they could have picked one up for only £19.99. Just saying.
(deals found by HUKD ClashInDevon, mkb_1980 and deborahm)