HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 18th November

Here’s today’s coming together of the beautiful people from HotUKDeals, dressed up all smart and offering forth their finest bargains like gifts for the infant Jesus. Y’all shizzle to the hizzle to the dizzle.

Remember Buffy The Vampire Slayer? It was a while ago so it’s all a bit vague now, but wasn’t she kind of like Kerry Katona, only American and with lasers in her fingers instead of frozen sausage rolls?

Ah well, if you want to remind yourself what it was all about, the entire series can be had in DVD box set form for a ghost-busting £49.99. Sausage rolls are available from a wide range of sources at significantly lower prices.
(Deal found by amibees)

Sticking with party food, here’s a poem about roast potatoes…

“Oh roasties, you make me feel so good,
Just like a real man oughta should,
You’re crunchy yet fluffy and tickle the tongue,
If the government banned you I’d rip out my lung.”

Now, if you were to read that to a teenager they just wouldn’t get it – they can’t see beyond chips or Hula Hoops. But that’s the Buffy generation for you.

Hopefully, that poem has whetted your appetite and all there is left for us to say is, “Maris Piper potatoes, ideal for roasting, a quid a bag.” Follow the link.
(Deal found by ding)

Appropriately, rounding off the most rambling DOTD we’ve had for quite some time, our last bargain is frigging demented. It’s a Morrisons special, “Buy 1 Get 2 Free” on Pepsi and Pringles.

Yep, you read that right – buy 1 get 2 free. It’s ripped a new hole in the entire space/time/bargain continuum. What the hell’s coming next? Buy now, pay when you’re dead? 115% off? Free Stealth bomber with every copy of Grazia? Bitterwallet’s mind boggles. Literally.
(Deal found by prettyflyguy)

P.S. That potato-based poetry was utter crap wasn't it? This is much better...

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