HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 12th October

hukd_logob1 As ourselves here at Bitterwallet and Whitney Houston like to preach on a daily basis, we believe that the children are the future, treat them well and something something something or other... so here’s some kid-friendly bargains for y’all.

But where did they come from? Why, it’s HotUKDeals of course!

776105_1As you probably know, it’ll be Halloween soon, and your front door will be inevitably bombarded with the unwelcome knocks of pesky kids trying to blackmail you into giving them sweets as opposed to pouring sugar into your petrol tank.

You can fend off their disgraceful attacks upon your automobile AND save cash by investing in 150g bags of Haribo Super Sour Monsters, Magic Mix and Horror Mix for 50p right now – just get a leaf blower, fill it with the sweets and stick it out of your letterbox, showering the little bastards in sweets without even opening the door to them.

775721_1As Fabio Capello’s New England prepare to huff and puff their way around the Wembley turf tonight during their tussle with Montenegro, does anyone remember the World Cup from way back in the summer? Shite wasn’t it? At least it was if you’re an England fan (loads of other people loved it).

Perhaps one of the reasons why England did so badly was the controversial Jambalaya ball, brought in just for the tournament and blamed by every team that didn’t do well for everything that went wrong. Well now you can get a Jambalaya ball for only £3.00 and see what the fuss was all about. Jabulani even. Ahem...

Finally today, an affordable treat if you still haven’t got around to watching Toy Story 3 on the big screen. In fact, it’s a treat even if you have seen it – sitting through it again won’t do you any harm whatsoever.

On the 23rd October at 10am, you’ll be able to get into a selection of Kid’s Club screenings of the film for the paltry sum of just 95p. If you don’t have a kid and still want to go along, we wouldn’t recommend it to be honest – there might well be one or two rules and regulations about that kind of thing.

(deals found by HUKD members lucerysmum, deano1863 and nickiandalfie)


  • Wil
    Wasnt it a "jubilani" ball used at the world cup? Yet again your reports are inaccurate and badly written. Cunts.
  • Andy D.
    @Will - Jabulani Cunt.
  • Wil
    @Andy Dawson: I may have spelt it wrong, but it still wasnt as wrong as you got it (" Jambalaya ball") Jambalaya is a type of food. Thick Cunt.

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