HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 10th March

10 March 2009

We’ve got a sexy, steamy scene going on here in Deals Of The Day. In the underground BWHQ, Vince is wearing a gimp mask while Paul N is wearing a tool belt and offering the services of his massive wrench to anyone who’ll listen.

The only groping your correspondent has been doing is through the HotUKDeals forums, in search of the sauciest bargains out there today.

First up, some sexy linge. Lacy, silky finery that will adorn the body of you, your loved one and/or a farmyard animal of your choosing.

La Senza have a sale on at the moment as do Calvin Klein – let your fingers do the pointing and clicking and see where it leads you. We’re praying it isn’t a dark, secluded corner of the barn though.

If you’re a single individual, don’t be sad – there’s nothing wrong with using inanimate objects to help raise the sexual temperature. Well, when we say there’s nothing wrong with it, there’s obviously lots wrong with it, but at least you’re not Max Moseley.

You can spice things up in your bedsit with the help of this book – “Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects.” Ooh la, and indeed, la. If the wallpaper in your bedsit wasn’t already peeling, the rampant steaminess that will ensue would have it curling at the edges anyway.

Lastly, it’s always good to introduce some foodstuffs into the foreplay, as anyone who has seen 9½ Weeks will attest to. The scene where Mickey Rourke takes a hot dog out of a bun and pretends it’s a talking willie is pure cinematic gold.

So here’s a couple of foods you can take into the bedroom that won’t cost you too much – Ben & Jerry’s ice cream at two tubs for a fiver, or a Greggs egg mayonnaise baguette for just a pound. Happy sexualting!

(deals found by xSpoiltPrincessx, amibees, big-boy, adsldave and 4leafed)


  • acecatcher3
    andy do u think ud b able to do a follow up story on the kfc "deal of the century" deal haha! i also had another la senza deal running ill quickly go check if its still up on hukd.
  • acecatcher3
  • Mike H.
    Andy you still havent returned my calls.... why would you sleep with me and not reply?!
  • Anna
    I have that bra from the pic! Looks better on me :p
  • -=Mike H.
    Anna, you're wrong, it looks better on the floor

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