HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 10th March
We’ve got a sexy, steamy scene going on here in Deals Of The Day. In the underground BWHQ, Vince is wearing a gimp mask while Paul N is wearing a tool belt and offering the services of his massive wrench to anyone who’ll listen.
The only groping your correspondent has been doing is through the HotUKDeals forums, in search of the sauciest bargains out there today.
If you’re a single individual, don’t be sad – there’s nothing wrong with using inanimate objects to help raise the sexual temperature. Well, when we say there’s nothing wrong with it, there’s obviously lots wrong with it, but at least you’re not Max Moseley.
You can spice things up in your bedsit with the help of this book – “Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects.” Ooh la, and indeed, la. If the wallpaper in your bedsit wasn’t already peeling, the rampant steaminess that will ensue would have it curling at the edges anyway.
Lastly, it’s always good to introduce some foodstuffs into the foreplay, as anyone who has seen 9½ Weeks will attest to. The scene where Mickey Rourke takes a hot dog out of a bun and pretends it’s a talking willie is pure cinematic gold.
So here’s a couple of foods you can take into the bedroom that won’t cost you too much – Ben & Jerry’s ice cream at two tubs for a fiver, or a Greggs egg mayonnaise baguette for just a pound. Happy sexualting!
(deals found by xSpoiltPrincessx, amibees, big-boy, adsldave and 4leafed)