HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 10th February
Let’s face it - if you haven’t already lost your job by now, you will do pretty soon. So now’s the time to steal a march on the opposition and get a career change. It’s time to fend for yourself, law of the jungle and all that. You’re a tiger… raaaaaahhhh!
With the help of these HotUKDeals bargains, we’ll tell you how you can start up in business by yourself. We’re assuming that you’re hard-working and dedicated and we guarantee you’ll be a millionaire* by the end of the year.
THE BARGAIN: The honest-to-goodness lime. Just 7p each at the moment at Lidl.
HOW IT CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE: Get as many of these as you can in the back of your car and head off with your new mobile scurvy-busting business. Get a website (www.nomorescurvy.com seems to be up for grabs) and advertise yourself and your magnificent limes. 86% of scurvy sufferers spend their whole day online looking for treatment so you should clean up in a jiffy.
THE BARGAIN: A Sony DV Camcorder for just £99.
HOW IT CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE: Walk around filming everything. It won’t be long before you see something funny that is worthy of being on You’ve Been Framed, thereby earning yourself a tidy £250. Repeat until rich.
THE BARGAIN: Ragu pasta sauce jars. Two of them for just a pound.
HOW IT CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE: Build a costume for a monster/superhero-type character called Plasma Man. Incorporate lots of jet hoses into it and a receptacle in its back where you can store gallons of cheap Ragu. Tour the schools with it as a way of teaching children how blood works while dousing them in your Ragu. You can probably get an Arts Council grant or something.
(Deals found by Cheap_n_Nicety, markhodges1975 and ianmac61. Plasma Man will be appearing in a primary school near you soon.)