HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday October 29th
Whenever we try and imagine the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to think of an alcoholic with a penchant for sickly coffee-based booze who enjoys investing in near-obsolete navigation technology and finding well-hidden pictures of a small boy within a fictional cartoon setting.
If that’s you then your ship has just fucking well come right in pal. Straight from the mythical island of HotUKDeals…
It’s the GB V4 Classic and it’s only £84.99 delivered. Keep it in its box and it could buy you, or maybe your grandchildren, a seat at one of the tables on a futuristic version of Antiques Roadshow. They might value it as highly as, oooh, a hundred quid?
It’s that time of year when almost every other day sees us drooling over the reduced prices of bottles of Baileys all over the place. It’s a pursuit that’s as traditional and as unique as the shooting of the first cuckoo or the infamous ‘Tit Monday’ are at other times of the year.
Here’s the first Baileys-spot of the season – 70cl of the Mint Choc variety for only £5. Normally around the £12 mark, there is some talk on the HUKD forums of the stuff going out of date soon, but hell, how long does it take a reasonably alcoholic human being to get through half a litre of it? A hour? Two?
If you’ve got kids and need to distract them while you’re busy destroying your body with a gloopy mint-flavoured booze drink, we recommend the Where’s Wally? series of books. The little guy is tough for the younglings to find themselves, and with your Baileys-fuelled double/triple vision, you’ll be no help whatsoever.
(deals found by HUKD members andyat2002, lulu123 and lottysdad08)