HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 29th October

29 October 2008

When we’re not busy having controversial answerphone sex with bewildered 78-year old men, there’s nothing Bitterwallet loves more than hunting down and snapping up bargains. Thankfully, we’re affiliated with the geniuses at HotUKDeals, where bargain snaffling is what they’re into, rather than harassing pensioners. Here’s the best of today’s bunch.

If you’ve recently alarmed an elderly gentleman by ringing him up and boasting about having had a go on his beloved granddaughter, try and redress the balance by offering him a large tub of Baileys-flavoured Haagen-Dazs.

You can grab a 500ml tub for the ridiculous price of 99p. So ridiculous that some HUKD posters are claiming they can’t find any. But faint heart never won fair maiden and there’s nothing a fair maiden likes more than Baileys and ice cream, so get out there and see what you can do.

If you’re Andrew Sachs, you’re probably pretty pissed off at the moment, what with one thing and another. It hasn’t been an easy life for you, what with being born in Germany and fleeing to Britain at the age of 8 in order to escape Nazi persecution against the Jews.

Well, Andrew Sachs, why not remind yourself how it all turned out and how Hitler and his filthy cohorts were vanquished by treating yourself to a 6-DVD box set of the classic series Band Of Brothers. It’s only £12.99 if you follow the link trail.

Do you find yourself regularly succumbing to an urge to telephone an old person before whooping down the line about your sexual conquest of his granddaughter? You filthy little tit.

You clearly need something to do with your hands that isn’t going to lead to a nationwide outrage, while heaping misery upon an innocent family filled with actors and ropey-looking ‘burlesque’ performers. So why not get yourself Wii Play with its accompanying Wii Remote. For a shade over £25.00. And stop staring at the phone like that.

2 comments

  • Billy D.
    'Thursday' October 29th, is that why I missed Coronation Street tonight?
  • Andy D.
    Well spotted that man. Things haven't felt right since the clocks went back.

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