HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 21st May

If you’re a Gurkha, congratulations on winning the right to settle in the UK! Thing is though, no one really settles here, because we’re all constantly on the hunt for bargains to snaffle up with what little cash we’ve got.

So, in association with HotUKDeals, here’s a Gurkha’s guide to being a beginner Brit, with everything you'll need - and at a rock bottom price!

Right, you’ve made it to the UK from Gurkhaland Nepal – if you’ve done it on foot, you’ll probably need a shave. You’re in luck then, as if you keep going up to Glasgow, we’ve received a report of a pack of eight Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor blades for just £2.52 – down from £10.08.

There have been other sightings of the blades but we’re not sure if it’s a national offer or not. Tracking them down is your first task. Gurkha power!

Next, unless you’ve carried all your worldly possessions on your back, you’ll probably need to kit out your new accommodation. You’re in luck again – Argos have a 7-day Bank Holiday sale on, full of stuff to fill your new lodgings with.

After all, you’ll want the place looking spick and span in case Joanna Lumley comes round and you get lucky. There’s savings of up to half price on mattresses AND free delivery. Plus loads more stuff, which is listed over at HotUKDeals.

Now that you’re a fully fledged Brit, you’ll need to attune your palate to the traditional national cuisine – yes, curry! You're in luck for the fourth (maybe fifth) time today - with this deal you can bring the delectable Miss Lumley along as well.

It’s a ‘buy one get one free’ offer that gets you two curries and two drinks for only £5.95. Leaving you plenty of cash to spend on the other great British cultural obsessions; cocaine, kebabs and scratchcards. Welcome to the UK Mr. Gurkha!

(deals found by sy278, amibees and Babbler)

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