HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 20 August

20 August 2009

When we think of the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to imagine someone who abuses garden furniture, has lots of data to store on internal hard drives and drinks copious amounts of disgusting yellow American beer.

That’s you? It can’t be. Okay, we’ll take your word for it. One more thing – you’ll love today’s bargain round up, courtesy of HotUKDeals. Wow.

Here’s a garden-based bargain that is so good that you won’t feel guilty about mistreating the product then throwing it away when it rots before next summer rolls around.

It’s a six-piece garden furniture set, replete with table, four chairs and a parasol, and it’s only £37.49 while stocks last. Bring one round to BWHQ and we’ll carve Ozzy Osbourne’s face into the side of it, instantly slashing its sell-on value by 50%.

Next comes a mammoth 1TB Hitachi SATA internal hard drive. It’s only £52.79 delivered, which is about as cheap as your likely to get one of those things for.

Don’t believe us; believe HotUKDeals bargain scout dxx – his opening post on the deal is heartily recommended. It’s aloof, sarcastic and sneery. Give the man a job on Bitterwallet.

Finally, would you believe me if I told you I was writing this in a Florida hotel room at 5.36am UK time, while cursing the room's erratic air conditioning and sinking can after can of Budweiser?

Well I am, so fuck you. Now you can cheaply recreate part of my hell by grabbing yourself 20 x 300ml bottles of the ghastly stuff for only £9.00 – that’s about 45p a bottle. I’m off to bed in a minute – having breakfast with Mary Poppins in a few hours.

(deals found by HUKD members andywedge, dxx and Titanium)

1 comment

  • Martha F.
    What do you mean 'next summer' we haven't started this summer yet... have we?

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