HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 15th July
It’s bargain bonanza time of the day once more, with the latest and greatest offers as hunted down and gathered by the ravaging hordes at HotUKDeals…
We speak, of course of the not-so-humble cucumber, possibly mankind’s finest invention, and over this weekend, you can bag yourself one for the obscenely-low price of just 34p. Oh, and celery too! For 34p!
Next, we remain within the wonderful world of nature and turn our attentions to the magical world of garden birdery. Yes, it IS a word. We’re focussing on a wooden birdhouse, somewhere for our feathered friends to get some privacy away from the evil eye of cats like, erm, Garfield or something.
There’s a standard birdhouse to be had for only £1.24 or you can get slightly more elaborate ones for a little bit more, with all of them under £3.00. Birds, you lucky bastards.
Finally, we STILL remain in the wonderful world of nature, making a beeline now for the human arse and its disgusting by-product. We speak of course of poo, and more specifically, the methods we humans use to wipe remnants of it away from our beautiful, aforementioned arses.
It’s a nine-roll pack of quited Velvet ‘toilet tissue’ or bog roll to you and us, and it’s on offer for just £2.74. So there you have it, with a cucumber, some bird houses and a big pack of bog roll, we’ve possibly brought you the most spectacular Deals Of The Day of all time. Don’t mention it – it’s what we’re here for.
(deals found by HUKD members taswir1, goonertillidie and nstuck)