HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 15th July

15 July 2010

hukd_logob1 It’s bargain bonanza time of the day once more, with the latest and greatest offers as hunted down and gathered by the ravaging hordes at HotUKDeals

719918_1First off, a multi-purpose vegetable that can act as a weapon, an attention-seeking waving-type thing as well as an ordinary vegetable. Oh, and a dildo.

We speak, of course of the not-so-humble cucumber, possibly mankind’s finest invention, and over this weekend, you can bag yourself one for the obscenely-low price of just 34p. Oh, and celery too! For 34p!

720232_1Next, we remain within the wonderful world of nature and turn our attentions to the magical world of garden birdery. Yes, it IS a word. We’re focussing on a wooden birdhouse, somewhere for our feathered friends to get some privacy away from the evil eye of cats like, erm, Garfield or something.

There’s a standard birdhouse to be had for only £1.24 or you can get slightly more elaborate ones for a little bit more, with all of them under £3.00. Birds, you lucky bastards.

719678_1Finally, we STILL remain in the wonderful world of nature, making a beeline now for the human arse and its disgusting by-product. We speak of course of poo, and more specifically, the methods we humans use to wipe remnants of it away from our beautiful, aforementioned arses.

It’s a nine-roll pack of quited Velvet ‘toilet tissue’ or bog roll to you and us, and it’s on offer for just £2.74. So there you have it, with a cucumber, some bird houses and a big pack of bog roll, we’ve possibly brought you the most spectacular Deals Of The Day of all time. Don’t mention it – it’s what we’re here for.

(deals found by HUKD members taswir1, goonertillidie and nstuck)

2 comments

  • DrTrouserPlank
    34p for a cucumber is great value. Shove it up your snatch, wiggle it around like a gearstick, then wash it off and stick it back in the salad crisper.
  • PaulH
    What a plank...

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