HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 14th July

hukd_logob1 Let’s all huddle together and whisper at each other. We can whisper about a round-up of bargains that we’ve purloined from the sacred online halls of HotUKDeals over the past 24 hours. We don’t have to tell ‘that lot’ out there about them. That’s why we’re whispering. Sssshhh….

976779_1Can you run a car on petrol? Of course you can. But can you run a car on Marmite? It’s debatable but most of the time it’s a moot point, because Marmite is generally more expensive than petrol. It’s debatable as to which tastes better as well.

But now that mass debate (ahem) can take centre stage once again because 125g of Marmite is has been slashed in price to only £1.00, down from about £1.52. Which means that it’s actually cheaper than petrol* and the whole nation will be filling their tanks with it this weekend. (*unless we’ve got our sums wrong)

976956_1Time for a story. Once upon a time there was a frog called Knog. Now Knog was a naughty frog and was caught fitting hidden CCTV cameras in the toilets at the club that he owned. The frog elders punished him by turning him into some kind of plastic light that attaches on to a bike.

Knog was not happy but as he was now some kind of plastic light that attaches on to a bike, there was jeff all that he could do about it. Except for taking consolation in the fact that he was helping cyclists stay safe by being available for them to buy for a mere £1.97 delivered. The end.

976641_1Finally, a little something if you’re a fan of the pulse-racing qualities of lingerie. In fact it’s lots of little somethings and it’s all from the house of Agent Provocateur.

They’ve got a sale on right now and you can bag yourself erotic bras, pants, socks, erotic gloves, hats, scarves and toys shaped like erotic rabbits’ feet, all with as much as 70 per cent off the REP (recommended erotic price). Makes you want to lie down or something doesn’t it?

(deals found by HUKD members nowmusicfan, Haylhoo and andywedge)

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