HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 12th March
Ladies and gentlemen, your correspondent is at death’s door. Not in a sort of a Jade Goody way, more the kind of way that men are whenever they’ve got the sniffles and a sore throat. Yes, it’s that bad. For crying out loud, a man just walked past the window wearing a REALLY obvious wig. Was he real or just hallucination? I don’t know anymore.
Worse still, I fell asleep on my arm earlier and now that knacks as well. Try to spare your sympathies though as it’s Comic Relief day tomorrow – I’m sure they’ll be sending me a cheque by Monday. Today, I’ve scoured HotUKDeals for bargains that will make me feel better. Hopefully they’ll help you too…
First up is a box of 8 Nestle Fab ice lollies for just a pound. These would be good. Eating them would make me feel as though I’m six years old again and they’ll make my sandpaper throat feel better.
So who’s going to nip out and get them for me? You’d have to drop them off at an undetermined location that may or may not be close to Bitterwallet's secret HQ but you can do that can’t you?
Next is a massage chair, with a third off the RRP. It’s yours for just £97.86 – you can find out where here. It massages at 8 separate points, has a warming function at the back position and a manual reclining function.
Lovely – I could live in it for a few days until this flu nightmare is over, catching up on the 30 or so DVD box sets that I’ve never got round to watching yet. Massage chair, Fab lollies and DVDs – that would definitely make me better.
Lastly, there’s nothing better for brightening up the soul of someone who is addled by flu than the music of Joy Division. The gloomy Mancunians certainly knew how to cheer up the charts back in the late 1970s.
That’s not quite right, but this documentary is very right indeed if you’ve got more than a passing interest in the group who went on to become New Order. Far, far superior to Control, the recent movie about the band’s singer Ian Curtis. Only £3.94 including delivery here. No need for anyone to bring it to me, I’ve already got one. Right, time for another coughing fit…
(deals found by ppoze, jj584143 and andywedge)