HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 5th July
It’s all happening at Deals Of The Day today. We’ve hung on as late as we could to make sure we’ve got the fines bargains for you, and we’ve come up with a piece of fruit, a pack of chocolate biscuit bars and an ickle wooden bike.
Don’t say we don’t spoil you. Not when HotUKDeals are listening. They made us do this.
Like The Great Gatsby, we start with the humble pineapple. To some it’s simply a fruit, to others it’s the reason they tune into Spongebob Squarepants. For others, it’s simply a device to be used in horrific fetishistic acts against the person.
Whatever – all we know is that we love them in chunked form, supped directly from the tin. But if you prefer the fresh version, you can currently get yourself a humble pineapple for the small sum of only 49p.
Next up comes another bargain item that you can cram into your facehole if you’re so inclined. This one is so unbelievable that we can’t even work out the maths of it, and we’ve been trying for over an hour.
It’s a pack of chunky Kit Kat bars and it’ll set you back the tiny amount of just £1.00. But how many do you get for your shiny pound coin? Is it five? Noooo. Is it seven? Nooooooo. Is it nine? For a quid? Yeeeeeeeessssss!
Finally for today, something that will teach your little ones that riding a bike is exactly like, erm, riding a bike. From Peasy Toys, this is a natural wood ride-on bike with adjustable bits that can be, erm, adjusted according to your child’s age and ability.
It’s suitable for ages from three up to six and there’s 60% off the RRP of one of these at the moment – only £17.89 delivered. Great for your kids or your favourite midget. Pedal power!
(deals found by HUKD members pww, Jakejakejake and aimbees)