HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 31st January
Avid readers - prepare to have your eyes and mind flipped around until they replace each other and you die from trauma. That’s because it’s Deals Of The Day time again. You have been suitably warned.
More pain and suffering can be accessed over at HotUKDeals. Bitterwallet is not responsible for your death. Know this.
First off, a five-disc Blu-ray collection, that at just £9.99 is an absolute steal. But if you were to steal it, you’d have the main character of the film tracking you down and probably shooting you.
He’s Dirty Harry, as portrayed by Sir Clint Eastwood, and the collection includes Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, The Enforcer, Sudden Impact and The Dead Pool. Harry’s brief blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance in Porkys 2 is not deemed worthy of inclusion.
Next comes something for the chocoholics among you. You sick bunch of freaks. It’s a couple of multipack offers containing classic sweet treats that you probably scoff down in one go before retiring for the rest of the day, sickened by self-loathing.
There’s a seven-pack of chunky Kit Kat bars that are on offer for only one United Kingdom pound at the moment, or there’s a seven-pack of Aero chocolate bars, also for one pound. Breaking news suggests that Fruit Pastilles, Toffee Crisps, Rolos and Milky Bars are also in there.
Finally, a mobile phone plan deal that has cropped up here before but is well worth telling you about again, including as it does genuine UNLIMITED internet as opposed to the BULLSHIT UNLIMITED internet that you tend to get from other service providers.
As well as your no-fair-usage internet, you’ll also get 250 minutes and unlimited texts. How much would you expect to pay for all of that lot? About £35? No way sister – it’s yours for only £10.00 from GiffGaff! No, REALLY!
(deals found by HUKD members Mysteron, bfcuk, the goner and SamuraisShadow)