HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 22nd December
Ta muchly to the bumping, grinding love machines at HotUKDeals who unearthed today’s sexy, sexy bargains.
Now you can bag yourself a free pair of them (just pay postage) if you follow the link and before long you’ll be fully equipped to go on the pull. You can mix them with any other items of clothing. Trust us – the response you’ll get from the opposite sex won’t waver. The rugby trousers are the key.
(deal found by pib100)
Next, you’ll need a destination for your sex tourism. Get yourself along to Ryanair’s website and find a location that’s involved in their Christmas Free Seat Giveaway.
If you’re new to sex tourism and need a rule of thumb when it comes to choosing a destination, ask yourself this question – ‘Would Gary Glitter go there?’ If your answer is yes, forget it.
(deal found by billy.shearer)
But don’t go ill-equipped – here’s a 3-pack of condoms for just £1.99 that will be perfect for you. Did we mention that they’re extra-small? Well, you know, with those ridiculous rugby trousers you’re wearing, we just sort of assumed…
(deal found by ste666)