HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 17th August
A late offering of HUKD bargains to feast upon this evening, ladies and gents. Get them while they're hot, because if you don't, the guilt will keep you awake tonight to the point where you lose your mind and go postal. That's how good they are, swear down.
Due to recent changes in work employment laws, it is now a legal requirement for all offices to employ at least one thirty-something year-old who eats no vegetables except potatoes and will happily polish of a full box of Jaffa Cakes during his lunch break. Tubbs, your luck's in - Morrisons are selling three packs of McVitie's Jaffa Cakes for just £1.20 - usually £2.56. Aces.
If you live in Manchester, then after today's shock announcement by Ryanair you're going to have to look elsewhere for your penny-pinching flights. If you don't fancy the Trans-Penine "Express", Virgin trains have released tickets for £8 for travel between London and Manchester until 23rd October. In just two hours you'll be scoffing down eel pie and mash, you lucky bleeders.
Finally, if Monday has been too much for you, then it's time to drink your troubles away until you're piss wet in your own piss. All hail the Carlsberg draughtmaster for under £30 (instore only) at Currys. Technically you've got to make another purchase to buy one for £29.97, but according to HUKD member will1407 the staff aren't that arsed apparently.
(deals found by HUKD members richardderbys, adsldave and will1407)