HotUKDeals Of The Day - Friday 3rd July

It's the final day of the working week, which usually mean Andy taxing your neurons with True or False Friday. Alas, the mental stress of preparing such an intellectual feast has taken it's toll; not only did Andy post his factual extravaganza yesterday, but his head has now snapped like a rubber nun. He's in no shape to bring you today's best deals from HotUKDeals, so it falls to me to delve into the bargains.

However, out of respect for Andy and his splintered brain, the tradition of mind-battering your face with knowledge will continue, as we doff our hat to Wimbledon with a round of Lawn or Porn. We'll give you a name - you tell us whether it's a tennis player or an adult film performer:

Plenty of us are enjoying sunshine and blue skies right now - just the sort of weather for getting ripped off your tit-ends on cider. So three cheers for ASDA, who are selling 8 x 568ml bottles of Bulmers Pear Cider for just a fiver. That's eight pints of heaven on a hot day, but unlike the chilled stuff in the freezer section of ASDA, this fruit juice both gets you gashed and counts as one portion of your five-a-day. Fans of nutrition, your luck's in.

LAWN OR PORN? Summer Cummings

Now you're tanked up there'll be no driving for you, bonny lad. Just as well you can stay in a De Vere hotel for just £25 a night. The promotion runs at selected hotels during July and August, don't you know.

LAWN OR PORN? Kristina Brandi

The summer nights are sure to be muggy, and you may need to wander down to reception in your drunken stupor to demand more booze. Bollock naked is not the best look in this situation, so we'd suggest La Senza Nightwear - a capri and cami set is down in price from £20 to £5!

LAWN OR PORN? Anastasia Christ

(deals for by HUKD members goodgrr, Cuzzy and Hot or What?!)

This week's LAWN OR PORN names are all PORN. Except for Kristina Brandi, who sounds like PORN but is in fact LAWN. But like both PORN and LAWN, she might like to get laid. Actually she might not. I just mean she's a tennis player and doesn't fuck for money.

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