When fortune cookies go daft
Imagine going for a Chinese meal and out come the fortune cookies. You crack it open and wonder what brilliant words of Eastern wisdom you're going to get. 'True love hides beneath the fig tree' or maybe 'The leaves may fall from the branches but at least you can see more of the sky'. Instead, you get a 404 message:
Of course, this could be some post-modern fortune cookie, but even so, it's worth sharing with you lot... even though you're the most warty, cynical twats whoever roamed the internet.
Spotted by religiously avid Bitterwallet reader, Clare