What's for dinner mum? Sliced up My Little Pony!

4 June 2010

Look at this lovely food item.

Yep. That'd be sliced up My Little Pony bits to slap on a sandwich with a paste made from Rainbow Bright's tears and leaves yanked off the baddies from Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors*.

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*The 'Monster Minds, led by Saw Boss, if you're wondering

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TOPICS:   Cool Stuff   Not The Onion   Restaurants

14 comments

  • PaulH
    Where does one purchase this meat product?
  • kfcws
    I'm sure my 5 year old would love to eat a pony :)
  • Paulo M.
    Germany
  • Stav
    I'd be more concerned with how you know the name 'Rainbow Bright' Mof I'm sure My Little Pony is quite the delicacy in places like Iran, where you can also get stoned to death with your groceries at the local "Supermarket"
  • Wonky H.
    best BW post EVAH!
  • robstar
    donky tastes much better then pony
  • Shitter W.
    Bitterwallet are cunts, why do they keep deleting all the comments. They should fuck off and let us write what we want!
  • Murky L.
    That would be Rainbow Brite, and everyone who is not a kid (but not some ancient granny, either) knows who that is.
  • Wibble
    WFT? Is dis real?
  • TheIllegitimateSonOfGunn
    "That would be Rainbow Brite, and everyone who is not a kid (but not some ancient granny, either) knows who that is." I must have been the only one on the planet then evidently who didn't involve himself with yet another marketing gimmick aimed at 5 year old girls!
  • Ted B.
    Must be.
  • Mike H.
    All together now... My Little Pony Skinny and bony Made out of plastic Looks like a spastic.
  • blagga
    Aaah, thanks for gifting us yet another beauty, Finland - the country to give us "Pubi" rolling tobacco, "Hot Rod" beef jerky, and "Mega Pussi" cheesy puffs. Oh, and the "KKK" supermarket chain.
  • blagga
    .. Finland only just last year changed the name of "Fanny" vanilla yoghurt drink...

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