What does McDonald's and a Scottish theatre have in common? Porn.

10 December 2014

porn There's a lot of accidental porn knocking about this week.

First, we get some special sauce and someone splaying their quarter pounder as customers at a McDonald’s in Switzerland were, ahem, lovin' it when they were chowing down while TVs showed some hardcore pornography.

Steffen Reiniger was in Maccies in Zuchwil (translation: suck willy) with his pals when they got a side of jizz thanks to the Sexy Sports Clips show which was being aired by a German sports channel.

"We were only a group of men so it didn't bother us, although what would have happened if there was a family in the restaurant at that time I don’t know,” Reininger said.

The employee who put the particular station on didn't know that the channel, Sport 1, also shows bongo films. A spokesperson said: "If our employees didn't immediately realise what was going on it’s because they were concentrating on our customers and their work."

Over in Edinburgh, a theatre made a similarly smutty mistake as they accidentally sent out a load of porn films to children and their parents. They were meant to be DVDs of school performances.

However, the acting was wooden for a very different reason.

The Edinburgh Playhouse said "highly inappropriate" sexual content appeared on some of the DVDs after a third-party cocked-up the duplication of the recordings.

A spokesman said: "The Edinburgh Playhouse apologises unequivocally for any distress caused to the families affected by this totally unacceptable and unseemly mistake."

Edithouse, who produced the DVDs, said it took "full responsibility" for mistakes which led to "highly inappropriate and inaccurate material being sent out", adding: "We would like to apologise sincerely to the Edinburgh Playhouse for the inconvenience and most importantly to the children and parents affected by this terrible error."

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TOPICS:   Cool Stuff   Not The Onion   Restaurants

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