Wear a crying Kim Kardashian on your knuckles
All hail the crying Kim Kardashian ring- officially the finest piece of precious jewellery in the world. Made by New York based Harts and Stars, this plastic charm is sold on Etsy for a whopping £9.52 and we think it would make a sparkling addition to anybody's jewellery box.
For those of you who are too busy living useful lives to keep up with the Kardashians, it's perfect because this pneumatic, over privileged mega-nobody is always blubbing about something - like she's run out of gold oven chips, or Kanye didn't call because he's biffing a dancer, or her false eyelash has fallen into her glass of Cristal etc. etc.
So if you ever feel like you just can't go on - or maybe you have a piffling first world diva problem - wear a tearful Kim on your finger and feel her 'pain'.
Or you could simply make a fist and smash it repeatedly off the nearest hard surface.
As spotted by @RoxanneLaWin