Wander around QPR while Ray Wilkins mutters in your ear

281657  PKT3731 FOOTBALLER RAY WILKINS 1993 New manager. Ever wanted to see what QPR's Loftus Road is like behind the scenes? Of course you haven't. Either way, the club are offering people the chance to wander around backstage in one of the most puzzling tour offers in sports.

For your buck, you'll guide yourself around aided only by a new audio-visual handset, narrated by Hannibal Lecter lookalike, Ray Wilkins.

You'll dander through hospitality areas, interview rooms and various places inhabited by players destined for the Championship with no official tour guide.

You can pick up your personal handset from the QPR 'Superstore' before aimlessly ambling around a football stadium on your own, looking exactly like an insane person who can hear voices in their head. What a treat.

There'll be thousands queuing up for this, clearly.



  • shiftynifty
    Are funds that low....I should imagine next season you will just see tumbleweed...and harry in the corner giving his all to sky on hopefully getting some players in
  • Nelmer
    £15? When I went to Prague we gave the groundsman something like 20p and had a full tour of the ground and a kickabout on the pitch.
  • Michael
    My word
  • Dick
    This is called a matchday ticket isn't it?
  • Yubbs B.
    This is why the owners are fucking mega rich. Come over here and steal our steel and still expect us to pay £15 to hear about the boring history of a two bit club....
  • noshit
    My Nan fancies Ray.

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