Wander around QPR while Ray Wilkins mutters in your ear
Ever wanted to see what QPR's Loftus Road is like behind the scenes? Of course you haven't. Either way, the club are offering people the chance to wander around backstage in one of the most puzzling tour offers in sports.
For your buck, you'll guide yourself around aided only by a new audio-visual handset, narrated by Hannibal Lecter lookalike, Ray Wilkins.
You'll dander through hospitality areas, interview rooms and various places inhabited by players destined for the Championship with no official tour guide.
You can pick up your personal handset from the QPR 'Superstore' before aimlessly ambling around a football stadium on your own, looking exactly like an insane person who can hear voices in their head. What a treat.
There'll be thousands queuing up for this, clearly.
[QPR]
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