Tesco sizzle your teeth with biscuit spreads
Over at Tesco, they've got a wilful disregard for the state of your teeth with some potentially orgasmic spreads that are made from biscuits.
We told you about the mighty Biscoff, which is basically crack in a jar that will give you diabetes just by looking at it, and now Tesco are getting in on the action too.
However, this time, there's a vote going on.
Tesco say: "We asked The Orchard at Tesco members to submit their suggestions for a new biscuit inspired spread. After much umming and ahhing, we've shortlisted four tasty spreads: Jaffa Orange, Millionaire Shortbread, Jammy Ring Swirl and Chocolate Digestive."
"It’s now up to you to pick the winner. Which spread do you think takes the biscuit?"
You can vote over at their Facebook page. We're just disappointed that no-one suggested a Tunnock's Tea Cake spread. We'll just have to go back to squashing 6 of them onto our toast with a spoon while we cry at Judge Judy repeats.