SexFit measures how good your man is in the sack
Dirty vendors Bondara have released a thing called SexFit, which just so happens to be a device that straps onto the base of a man's wang and measures bedroom performance.
Basically, it's a cock-ring and once you pop it on, it utilises an accelerometer and Bluetooth module which tracks your ins-and-outs. The data is then transferred to the accompanying app which you and your lover can romantically digest together and coo at the number of calories burned and how many thrusts per minute you've done.
It gets better! You can turn sex into a competition with your pals online as SexFit allows users to compare the humping sessions with each other on social media!
Never mind what your partner wants! You'll need to beat Steve from the office who is currently top of the leaderboard and clearly has an arse like a hummingbird's wing!
The device also has a "revolutionary pacing mode that vibrates in time to a pre-set rhythm". Bondara says: "Match the rhythm with your thrusts for the most effective stimulation. Notification lights on the top of the ring will also show what mode the SexFit is in, and illuminate in the centre when the rhythm is steady."
Is this the most romantic thing that's ever been made?