Send someone a fart in a jar

15 May 2015

Ever wanted to send someone a fart in a jar? Ever thought; "Alan from accounts would really like a jar with a trump in it - I'd like to see his face and his flaring nostrils when he opens it. I really hate Alan from accounts."

Well, you're in luck! You no longer have to hover over an old jam jar you'd washed out, with your hole parping away into the receptacle. You can now get someone to do it for you for money.

Send a Jart is a proper thing and it'll cost you $10, which seems like both a rip-off and a bargain at the same time.


fart jar

So what do you need to do? Well, on the Send A Jart website, you 'choose a booty blast' (options include 'crispy' and 'Republican') then write a personalised message, then seal up the stink jar and then you 'fist bump an eagle' because, in the words of the company: "What's that sound? Oh, that's just the sound of sweet-ass victory being poured in a glass. Drink it up, my friend."

Of course, you could just do all this yourself, but careful you don't end up like the grotesque and totally NSFW 1 Man 1 Jar video, okay?

TOPICS:   Cool Stuff   Not The Onion

1 comment

  • Arianna D.
    i sent you this so you`ll leave me alone and because i hate you text me on skype if you got this

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