Pigeon gives 3D cinema an added dimension

Spotted by rampant Twitter user @MsNaomiJane in the box office window at Odeon in Streatham. It's extreme cinema - you go in there and you take your chances. Hopefully they locked the door once the film had started, leaving film fans closer to the edge of their seats than they'd ever be with some stupid 'movie'...


Spelling fail too.


  • Captain B.
    "leaving film fans closer to he edge of their seats than they’d ever be with some stupid ‘movie’" 'the' has a 't' in it. Spelling fail too.
  • Wilko
    And they can't spell "Available"
  • Phil76
    I'm sure the pigeon is living quite happily on the popcorn people seem obliged to throw around in cinemas. Be interesting to know what would happen if the pigeon shits on you. The fact they know it's there and still using the screen seems kind of irresponsible.
  • TS
    Its not 3D but 4D experience with pigeon shit all around.
  • The B.
    Streatham Odeon, what a shithole that place is. Last time I went there (and this was a while ago), we were sitting in 28 days later and Harry Potter emptied out, 28 days later proceded to fill up with about 30 teenagers from Harry Potter who just decided to come into our screen, they then proceded to talk and phone their mates, the staff obviously refused to do anything simply running away, a couple of people told them to shut up and get out and were threatened (what do you do, you can't hit a 16 year old). I just left, wrote a letter of complaint to the area manager and was given 2 free tickets to use at..... Streatham Odeon, I sent them back and told the area manager where to stick them. Never been to an Odeon since.
  • Nick T.
    Streatham, what a shithole that place is. Last time I went to Streatham (and this wasn't long enough ago) we were sitting in a fantastically-expensive bar to see some allegedly-famous Elvis impersonator. At the last minute it was cancelled. The staff obviously didn't give a toss and when we asked for our money back we were threatened (what do you do, you can't hit a 30 year old with three bouncers standing behind him). Never been to Streatham since.
  • The B.
    @NickT. Would that be the shitty Italian full of hen do's that's is somehow famous for its Elvis acts? Or one of the shitty bars on Streatham Hill where all the chavs drink because it's "sofisticated init".
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  • Gavin
    Went here today with the kids the place is a shithole with no air screens are very small with crap sound do yourself a favour and go to vue cinemas

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