Neigh service at the McDonalds Ride Thru
In the kind of news that makes Twitter's face explode, a woman in Whitefield, Greater Manchester has been fined for going to McDonalds - on a horse.
After failing to get served at the Drive Thru kiosk, she then rode the pony into the restaurant, where according to police, the horse 'did its business on the floor.'
Apparently the arrival of a six foot tall equine beast at the counter doing a massive jobby upset the customers, (who ironically, were probably eating a horse's arse in a bun at the time).
A spokesman for McDonalds said: 'The health and safety of our customers and staff is our top priority, and for this reason we are unable to serve pedestrians, bicycle riders or customers on horseback through the drive-thru.'
'The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members.' The police explained. The woman was then issued with a fixed penalty notice and told to clop on.
Still, worth a try, eh? Next time, she should bring in a TIGER.