Nazi invades Asda

1 November 2013

You know how it is. You’re hanging about in the ‘Whoops!’ section at Asda, waiting for them to reduce that squashed chicken and mushroom pie, and a man comes marching past in full Nazi regalia with a red swastika armband.

Nazi Asda

Customers at the Beehive Centre store in Cambridge were greeted with this very sight just yesterday at around 2pm, when a man wearing an SS uniform came in to browse the shelves. He also had a swastika tattoo on his neck.

Customers were apparently distressed by the roving fancy dress idiot, and immediately mobilized to complain.

Onlooker Rosina Rusin said: ‘People's mouths were falling open. You are not going to come out like that unless you want to draw attention to yourself.'

In the end, the rogue Nazi was asked to leave the store, and left peacefully (which is more than you can say for the actual Nazis). Whether it was a Halloween joke or just some lone nutcase with a Hugo Boss fetish, nobody knows.

My money’s on a ‘hilarious’ Channel 4 hidden camera show.


  • Dick
    It wasn't Prince Harry, as he shops in LIDL.
  • captain n.
    Should of dressed as a Khmer Rouge soldier or maybe a Chinese one cause everyone at Asda is too thick to know the deeds these people took part in and are taking part in. Us Brits are complete gentlemen when comes to war of course. Give it a fucking rest...
  • shiftynifty
    It wasn’t Prince Harry, as he shops in LIDL....I`m sure it`s ALDI...keeping with tradition
  • Tim
    You realise that last night was Halloween, and traditionally people wear fancy dress at Halloween, right?
  • noshit
    Salvation Army out for some bargains.
  • Grammar N.
    It was me. I was trying to find captain nemo and explain the difference between the word "of" and "have".
  • jokester2
    @Grammar Nazi You forgot to mention that "cause" isn't a word. And I'm fairly certain that "Us Brits..." is incorrect. Not to mention the missing "it"
  • Daisy D.
    @ jokester2 You are correct. It should be "Us Britons".
  • Michael S.
    He was invading the Polish food section.
  • dotheresearch
    We do know, now: The man has mental health problems.
  • JD64
    More proof of time travel.
  • fox f.
    vere are ze fro-zen reddy meals!?
  • fox f.
    All those folk must be blind, because he has apparantly been shopping there, dressed like that for several years, surely a fuss before now! slow /no news day picked up upon by the rancid ms sweet.
  • Dick
    He should drill a few holes in his shed and have a couple of pipes going in.

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