Nazi invades Asda
You know how it is. You’re hanging about in the ‘Whoops!’ section at Asda, waiting for them to reduce that squashed chicken and mushroom pie, and a man comes marching past in full Nazi regalia with a red swastika armband.
Customers at the Beehive Centre store in Cambridge were greeted with this very sight just yesterday at around 2pm, when a man wearing an SS uniform came in to browse the shelves. He also had a swastika tattoo on his neck.
Customers were apparently distressed by the roving fancy dress idiot, and immediately mobilized to complain.
Onlooker Rosina Rusin said: ‘People's mouths were falling open. You are not going to come out like that unless you want to draw attention to yourself.'
In the end, the rogue Nazi was asked to leave the store, and left peacefully (which is more than you can say for the actual Nazis). Whether it was a Halloween joke or just some lone nutcase with a Hugo Boss fetish, nobody knows.
My money’s on a ‘hilarious’ Channel 4 hidden camera show.