Monster: the Satanic energy drink
Monster, it turns out, is the work of Satan himself. Don't believe us? Well, a Christian American (who else?) has proven that the energy drink is the antichrist of liquids.
The Monster Energy logo looks like three Hebrew vavs, which is a number 6 in Hebrew and, not only that, the company's slogan is 'Unleash the Beast', you know, like THE BEAST from the Bible. The number... of the beast... 666... oh my, it is all true. There's also profanity and other theories surrounding it.
Of course, the Monster/Satan link has been a trope online for various internet nutcases, but instead of listening to us while we fashion our tinfoil hats, listen to the nice lady as she explains it all.