London gets dog restaurant

Recipie-For-Natural-Dog-Food-1 We did an April Fool article about a cafe in Shoreditch where you could act like a baby (congrats to those that thought it was real), but sadly, our joke was based on the fact that things like this are all too real.

Now, London is a getting a dog restaurant. And yes, it is in Shoreditch.

Of course, there's some of you who will have applied your own 'serving up dog meat eh? I've been to a few places like that!' joke already, but the Curious Canine Kitchen is an eaterie for hounds, described as a ‘Holistic private dining event for four-legged friends’.

Jesus Christ.

Mutts can look forward to a five-course ‘The Nature Way Tasting Menu’, which has drinks paired with each meal. Your pooch could find itself chowing down on Textures of Tripe with seaweed and kale puree. No really. Or it could wolf down crispy Paddywack with reishi mushroom flaxseed cream and coconut and blueberry chia pudding with gluten-free cinnamon quinoa dog biscuits.

The dribbling humans will get a treat too, being served up a ‘Rawsome tasting menu’, which is an array of raw whole food amuse-bouche and whatnot, all based around the things your dog's being scarfing down.

Of course, you'll be able to take any leftovers home in a doggie bag. £20 a ticket to you and your farting friend. Find out more here.


  • Georgina B.
    What a wonderful and creative idea especially as the money will be going to a great cause, helping the street dogs and cats at Amazon Cares in Iquitos, Peru. I hope there will be more like this in the future.
  • Squirty B.
    Amazon Cares? Why don't they pay their fair share of taxes then?

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