LED lingerie to give you rave baps
The bras are intertwined with electroluminescent wiring and you can buy 'em for (starting at) £35ish. They're powered by 2 AA batteries and, if you get a "blink to the beat" sound pack, your boobs will flash in-time with music that's playing.
Of course, with that add-on, you can fully assume that these are being aimed at tragic festival-goers and ravers.
And it isn't just your baps that can light-up. The company also make a range of hoodies, ties and boas.
You can just imagine the kind of awful shitehawk who will buy a luminescent tie and wear it at the office Christmas party can't you? Still, at least it provides a handy target it you want to throw things at their heads.