Lady likes bacon so much, she'll shoot you for it
Thanks to bacon's power, it can make people go crazy, as you're about to find out with one lady from Michigan.
Shaneka Torres went to a branch of McDonald's and, at the drive-thru in Grand Rapids, twice tried to order a bacon cheeseburger, but after mix-up, she didn't get one with bacon on it. By way of apology, she was promised a free bacon cheeseburger the next time she's stopped by.
All well and good, right? WRONG.
Shaneka came back to the restaurant and again, was given a cheese burger without bacon. This is when things started to get crazy. According to reports, she said: "Bitch, you don’t know who you’re talking to..." before whipping out a handgun from her bag and firing through the drive-thru window.
The bullet narrowly missed a worker who'd ducked seconds before, to pick up a burger. Seriously - how bumbling are the staff at this particular McD's? Dropping stuff and giving out the wrong orders all the time? We suspect a portion of Bitterwallet readers are firmly on the side of the handgun.
Take heed though, if you're thinking of going all Falling Down: jurors took a mere hour to convict Torres of the shooting and now she's looking at seven years in prison. Let us hope the prison slophouse has some bacon on their cheeseburgers or there's going to be a riot.