A 'lifelike' Lady GaGa doll? P-p-p-poke her face...

17 June 2010

lady gag gagFancy going hammer and tongues with Lady GaGa? If the answer is yes, you don't have to worry about the fact that a) The chances of you actually ever meeting her is zero and b) You're hideously ugly, because you can buy a Lady GaGa sex doll called Lady Gag Gag.

The press release that accompanies this product is puntastic:

“Meet the deep-throat drag queen who’ll suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance! This dirty lil’ diva wants to take a ride on your disco stick, has all the right moves and loves it when you poke-her face!”

Oddly, it also states that "She's so dirty, even her doll smells." I've no idea what that means or how it is supposed to be alluring in any way. What does it smell of? Cat-food?

There's also the small matter of the fact that the woman on the box looks more like Cher in the 'Believe' video, so GaGa fans will no doubt be hoping that the doll doesn't look like that. It also has an eerie similarity to Pete Burns.

TOPICS:   Cool Stuff

11 comments

  • F. F.
    Is this the Special Hermaphrodite Edition?
  • Grammar N.
    'Hammer and tongues'????
  • Splooj_flute
    MOAAAAAR!!
  • Brad
    I would.
  • Codify
    What a splendid article
  • Andy D.
    Took you a few hours to 'read' it though didn't it? You dirty little knacker.
  • Amanda H.
    ~you spin me right round baby right round~
  • Simon B.
    Best article on here in a long while. More celebrity love doll info would be appreciated as I am still desperately seeking my Susan Boyle Scat doll.
  • lady l.
    Thanks for the blog. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it and I appreciate your insight! Take care!
  • grant 1.
    hi lady gaga i am a huge fan and i am loking where to bye your dolls and wiges p.s love your fashion seancs
  • Cari B.
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