Ladies nether regions to smell of peaches

20 November 2014

peach Some blokes have decided that they don't like the smell of a lady's parts, so at a tech conference, they unveiled their plans for a probiotic drink which will make vaginas smell like a ripe peaches.

Insert your own 'life's a peach' pun here.

Austen Heinz and Gilad Gome have come up with 'Sweet Peach' and it also aims to stop the ladies getting yeast infections and the like, however, there's no hiding the fact that you might be in bed with a woman and she'll hum of fake peach scent. It'll be like standing in an outlet of bath bombs.

Heinz says: "The idea is personal empowerment. All your smells are not human. They’re produced by the creatures that live on you."

They've got other ideas too - they want to release a product that makes dog crap smell like bananas. Fake banana smell is probably the only thing worse than actual faeces.

Of course, they haven't mentioned whether they'll do anything to make a bloke's ballbag smell like passion fruit, or whether they'll develop something that'll make jizz taste like Wham! bars, but there you go.

TOPICS:   Cool Stuff

1 comment

  • Ray P.
    going to the cuntry, gonna eat a lotta peaches...

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