Hurray for baby wigs!
"At Baby Bangs! we believe in the beauty of childhood. Our unique designs are sprinkled with MAGIC! ~inspiring a world of whimsical wonder and mystical magical memorable moments for you and your baby girl to cherish Forever! For she is, and always will be, Your LiTTLe PRINCESS!"
And so spake Baby Bangs, the company who make wigs for infants, just like the Saturday Night Live sketch called 'Baby Toupees', which everyone thought was too ridiculous to ever approach reality... but here we are.
The company say that their "patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl's (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It's quick, easy and baby barely knows it's there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!"
These 'silky strands' are made of something adorable called Monofiber Kanekalon, which is nice. And soon, you'll have your baby waddling around like Mollie Sugden while defecating everywhere, crying lumps of jam out of their face! HOW CUTE!
If you're the kind of dead-eyed maniac who wants your baby to wear a wig, you can buy them over at baby-bangs.com