HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 4th May

hukd_logob1 What are you looking for today then? A cheap Premier League season ticket? A massive range of cheap downloadable musical albums? A big bottle of cheap salad cream? We’ve got all of them mate.

AND there’s even more over at HotUKDeals too. Makes you glad to be alive doesn’t it?

6215First off, here’s one if you live in the North West and enjoy spending cold afternoons watching a football team struggle valiantly against relegation from the Premier League. It’s a season ticket for Wigan Athletic for the 2010-2011 season.

You could even get one if you’re a Manchester United fan or another kind of rabid hater of Chelsea and want to see Wigan prevent the Blues from winning the Premier League title this weekend. Go along and give praise from just £250 for the forthcoming season.

amy_winehouseNext is a huge collection of mp3 albums all reduced to the low, low price of only £3.00 each. Artists available in the range include Led Zeppelin, Metallica, The Killers, Jimi Hendrix and Amy Winehouse.

Of course, there are those who say that pirating music is the only way to go, but they are wrong. Did you know that under new legislation, if you have been caught downloading music illegally three times, Feargal Sharkey will come into your house at night and lick your neck? And he can do it without waking you up as well. He’s good.

659625Finally today, a good old fashioned bottle of salad cream, all nice and cheap with the summer of barbecues, salads and unusual salad cream-flavoured bedroom horseplay in mind.

It’s the market-leading Heinz brand and is reduced by more than half its RRP at the moment – a 290 gram bottle down from £1.49 to just 72p. Squirt on, you perverts, squirt on…

(deals found by HUKD members never_waz, The Illusive Man and ianshona)

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