Give your enemies death by glitter!

13 January 2015

You know how it is - around Christmas, the cards, presence and stuff with fake snow on it ends up with your house being covered in a fine layer of glitter.

It is beyond annoying.

Well, there's a company who has recognised this and is offering a service that allows you to send you enemies a package that will get glitter all over their house and clothes. Marvellous. Death by tweeness.

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The folks at ShipYourEnemiesGlitter say: "We f*cking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes."

"We've had enough so here's the deal: there's someone in your life right now who you f*cking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed."

"So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage."

Order some bloody glitter here. (The site is having a bit of trouble, presumably with increased traffic today, so if the link isn't working, that's not Bitterwallet's fault).

TOPICS:   Cool Stuff   Not The Onion

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