Four people scrap over £1 chicken pie
We like a good scrap in a shop at Bitterwallet. And so, to Torquay, where a mother has been brawling with a couple in a Sainsbury's, in a squabble over a £1 chicken and mushroom pie. If you're going fight over something, make sure it is as important as pie.
Anyway, Polly-Victoria Turner said her auntie went to pick up a pie at the Sainsbury’s in Torquay, when it all kicked off. The aunt was pinned on the floor and had her hair pulled, before other people in the shop got involved and broke it all up.
The police are looking into the matter, after one witness said that she saw two women fighting ‘like savages’ on the floor. Over a pie, remember. A pie that costs a single, British pound.
Miss Turner said she was defending herself: "My daughter was hysterical. She thought I was going to die. I suffered a split lip and bruising to my arms. Around six to ten men tried to get them off me... but they left their newborn child in a car seat on top of a trolley and walked away and left her there for a while."
The lady was wearing Wellington boots, if anyone has any information. If that doesn't narrow it down, it might be worth thinking of wellie-wearers who like pie way too much. The man who was also involved, was wearing a farmer hat. Honestly. We know this sounds like a Hale & Pace sketch, but this actually happened.
Sainsbury’s told Metro: "We can confirm there was an incident in our Torquay store and we are helping the police with their inquiries.