Dear Orange, a word about your cinema ads
Somebody needs to point it out to you, Orange - your cinema ads suck ass these days.
Those exclusively-placed promos reminding people to switch off their mobiles were funny to start with - Roy Scheider was a gem - but for the past two years every man, woman and child in the cinema has sat screaming "GET ON WITH IT" in their mind when your hopeless efforts pop up. And now we have Gerard Depardieu. Oh dear god. Utter, utter horseshit. You've forgotten what was funny about the campaign to begin with.
This, Orange, this is what you need to make your name shine out in the darkness. Sign these guys up. Not Jack Black.