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Commercial Break: Bong, twang, slap - it's the condom orchestra

28 May 2012
By Andy Dawson

Here’s a nice little musical interlude in the inflated, rubbery shape of an advert that was made for the Swedish sex advocacy group RFSU. It involves a tune being played on assorted condoms, a veritable latex symphony.

We should probably dedicate it to various members of the Bitterwallet commenting community who have recently clogged things up with their sub-playgroup name-calling and tonic water-weak attempts at one-upmanship with each other. After all, the sort of activity shown in this ad is the closest these dickless chumps will ever get to the actual use of a condom…

12 comments

  • Mike H.
    Not sure who you mean Andy.
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  • Mof G.
    Andy, you shouldn't throw stones in glass houses, pot/kettle black etc. You and I are just as bad as our readers, we should be careful not to insult them, we probably don't have many left!
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  • Mike H.
    I thought that was the whole point of Bitter Wallet. If we can't insult each other healthly on BW, then I will have to take it to the street, where there is plenty more spastics to vent upon.
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  • Mike H.
    Don't tell me there should be a question mark either.
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  • Sheilag
    I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with something that Mof has written for a change! Andy, what you've done is attacked a small minority of "sub-playgroup name-calling" members of the BW community, yet in calling them "dickless chumps" you're behaving just as immaturely. There are better, more effective ways of dealing with children than sinking to their level. I know it probably means nothing to you and the rest of your team, but this site disappoints me each and every time I visit it, but never has it done so like this before now.
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  • Dick
    Sorry love, I would wear a condom but I used them all up playing music. As vibeone probably said to Mike Hock's mum.
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  • Mike H.
    Andy, if we're 'dick-less' surely we have no use for condoms? You dopey, cretinous, spazzy twat!
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  • Shaniaa
    ah ha andy ma man! u pure told they wee rajes how it goes! ~#!¬ShaNiaA¬!#~
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  • Mike H.
    Yeah, he sure did.* *False You can have scotchland back, it's full of kilt wearing gingers with cans of irn bru and tennants going "aye mate jim lad" and "I got a wee baby in ma belly" so on and so forth.
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  • Shaniaa
    aw shut up ya brown toothed tea sipping twat.
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  • qwertyuiop
    You flacid whore, I'd rather be a brown toothed tea sipping twat, than a mentally challenged oaf who believes that a skirt is the height of fashion!
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  • Mary H.
    facebook update: I am currently, sipping tea through my brown teeth at work, talking to some scottish out of work dick!
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