Cheese and biscuits, but not as you know it
You've had a nice meal and you order some nice cheese and biscuits to finish things off with. You're in the mood for something else, but you don't want a sweet pudding.
You know how it is.
Well, Diane Murray did exactly that, but her order wasn't at all what she was expecting. She got cheese. She got biscuits. The problem, however, was the type of biscuit.
That's right! Instead of a nice savoury biscuit and some crackers, Diane ended up with some bourbons and custard creams with her cheeses. And whatever those knock-off Jammy Dodgers with cream in the middle of them are called.
Mercifully, she thought it was funny and said that she'd reveal the place that served up this unusual treat in return for a Comic Relief donation, which is nice.
She tweeted: "@stephkerr: Cheese and biscuits - if anyone pledges to comic relief I'll tell them which hotel they can get this in", with the above photo attached.
We'd go for a custard cream with some brie on it. You know it makes sense.