Buy your child a Baby In A Microwave toy!
While this may not be new or news, we've stumbled across a most peculiar toy from those wonderful Japanese folks from Japanland. Welcome Baby In A Microwave! That's right! Is your puking little sprog forever sticking its siblings in the microwave trying to explode them? Well sate their disgusting desires with this toy! Or send them to a child prison.
There's more minging toys to be had over in Japan too. There's a roadkill cat, an impaled woman and the hacked up body of a naked woman. Click here for more.
Now, you can proceed with your 'God! I saw this on the internet AGES ago! You're so rubbish at the internets! PRICKS!' comments.