Burger King go goth
Seems like Burger King have been having their photos taken in castle ruins, listening to Bauhaus and writing awful poetry, as they've made a goth burger.
Sadly for you gloom merchants, you'll have to go to Japan for one.
These rascals are called 'Kuro Burgers' and have bamboo charcoal buns, onion and garlic sauce made with squid ink, burgers made with black pepper and black cheese.
You can get a Kuro Pearl and a Kuro Diamond with all the doom trimmings. Eating one may turn you into Robert Smith, so weigh that up before chowing down.