Bored? Colour in some meat and two veg!
Someone has gone and made a colouring book filled with cocks. Great big nobbers for you to neatly fill-in with crayons and felt-tips. Why? Well, the product description says:
"The cock as a symbol represents strength, fertility, virility and finds its way into architecture with the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Coit Tower, Roman pillars and columns, into psychology with Freud, into literature with phallic metaphors in Shakespeare's plays, in art with Mapplethorpe's flower photography, ancient sculptures and magical talismans, in anthropology with rituals of phallic adoration such as the maypole."
"Big Book Alt Press is proud to represent the phallus be it capped, cut, pierced, tattooed, crooked, or bulbous! Color up your praise of the great phallus with the Big Coloring Book of Cocks!! Included in the book is a connect the dots, word search, and an "all about my cock" section."