Behold! The menu for sulking children!
Everyone hates children who sulk. Childless couples resent the noise they make, and parents also resent the caterwauling - but they've got used to it and learned how to zone it out.
Children have excellent timing with sulks - crossing the road, school photos, and of course, meal time.
One restaurant thought they'd have a bit of fun with the whole thing, and instead of offering some crayons and a wordsearch, they've decided to mock them.
On the menu, in the children's section, you'll see that the dishes are named after the stroppy things that kids say.
Have a look.
This was spotted and posted by Reddit user nabced.
Will this help children decide? You suspect not, but it'll give weary parents a laugh if they've been brave enough to leave the house with their terrible infants.